While driving home on Saturday, listening to the radio. More specifically, listening to an interview on Sirius Hits 1. Which – I pay for radio so that I DON’T have to listen to you talk. And that means YOU, Spyder Harrison. P.S. – Thanks for the world’s most inconvenient link, but I had to show what a massive and complete TOOL you are. (Scroll down and click on DJ’s if you are so inclined.)
Anyway, during the (complete annoying and inane) interview (why oh why didn’t I change the channel), Spyder asked Rhianna what her most expensive shoe purchase had been. I don’t remember the answer specifically, but I do remember that Matt’s jaw dropped and I think he developed a sudden appreciation for my shoe habit. As in – It Could Be So Much Worse.
Matt: They make shoes… that cost… thousands of dollars?
Me: If they’re designer shoes, then yeah, they cost that much.
Matt: But… that’s more than our mortgage payment.
Me: I know, it’s crazy. How much was the most expensive pair of shoes you ever bought?
Matt: I think when I was younger my parents bought me some sneakers that were like a hundred bucks.
Me: Ha! I have never purchased a pair of shoes that cost that much! I think the most I’ve ever spent was like $70. I can’t believe you had more expensive shoes than me.
Matt: Ummm, yeah, but you make up for it in sheer volume.
Me: Oh. Shut up.