Matt: *sets the TiVo to update and goes upstairs to check on dinner*
Matt: *yells from upstairs* Can I use the new spoon?
Me: Yeah. Why wouldn’t you be able to use it?
Matt: *is talking about the TiVo* Did it go yet?
Me: *thinks he is talking about the spoon* How the hell would it go? Just use it.
Matt: No, I mean did it connect yet?
Me: Just use the goddamn spoon!!!
Matt: *comes downstairs* Why did you say it didn’t connect? It’s halfway done! *goes back upstairs*
Me: Ohhhhhhh – that’s what you were talking about.
Matt: Geez. It’s like I’m a damn dentist.
Me: …??? Huh?
Matt: Oh my god. Forget it. Just forget it.
Me: Wait! I get it now!