STOP FUCKING WITH ME.
You think you’re all smart with your, “oh, but it will be daylight when you leave work” and your energy conservation. But I have news for you. If you don’t stop tricking my poor sleep deprived body into thinking that it is a completely different time than it really is, I will be forced to take drastic action.
And if you think I have no recourse against you, because you are Daylight Savings Time, and what could I possibly do to hurt you… then you clearly do not know of my endless creativity.