I have a zit on my chin that is trying to take over the world. It is so large, it’s actually not even all that visible; it’s more like my chin has just suddenly doubled in size. WTF, chin? Did I not clean your precious little pores vigorously enough? Did you not appreciate my use of toner and moisturizer? Why do you feel the need to humiliate me so?
Screw you, zit. I’m bringing out everything in my arsenal to get rid of you. Which means that CVS is about to benefit greatly from your presence.
They can take my money, but they can’t take my dignity.