Resolution 1 is a success!
Yesterday I came home from grocery shopping with high hopes that the man of the house would have done a little proactive cleaning. When I found him playing video games in the midst of a huge mess I was plenty peeved, let me tell you.
And do you know what I did?
And do you know what he did, about half an hour later, while I sat on my ass reading a book?
A miracle has happened here, my friends.