Speaking of evil things…

So all this talk of evil neighbors and how to fix ‘em right with evil pranks will segue nicely to a something funny that happened at work.
My office is holding a ’sneaker drive’. I have never heard of such a thing before, but apparently people donate their old nasty sneakers and then someone (Nike? I think?) [...]

Evil Neighbor Update

Yes, my wrath is still focused on this. It was diverted momentarily when an annoying work-thing happened but quickly returned when I got home last night.
It snowed the night before last. The plow came and did our driveway, but that’s all they do. So when I got home last night, I wasn’t thrilled about the [...]

Won’t you be my neighbor?

When Matt and I started thinking about buying a house, we wanted a single family. We figured, if we were going to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for something, we wanted it to be solely ours. Also, I knew that if we ever moved into one of those huge condo communities, there would be [...]

Retail Blogging

I keep getting forwarded links to blogs at work. The reason for this is that these blogs have posts either about something my company is doing or something one of our competitors is doing. I find these posts to be really funny because they give a new perspective so things that I spend many many [...]

Personal Growth

I have a zit on my chin that is trying to take over the world. It is so large, it’s actually not even all that visible; it’s more like my chin has just suddenly doubled in size. WTF, chin? Did I not clean your precious little pores vigorously enough? Did you not appreciate my use [...]